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Remember about seven years ago when the Seattle SuperSonics relocated their team to Oklahoma City?

Aside from angering every single basketball fan in Seattle and deleting their rich basketball history and giving NBA legends such as Payton and Kemp the shaft, the new team was asking fans to help rename the new team. I submitted the idea for a new team name as the OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBERS.

And I got mixed reactions.

Firstly, half of the people did not get it.

Secondly, the other half who did get it thought I was insensitive by referring to the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing by domestic terrorist Timothy McVeigh…which means they did not get it either.

I was referring to bombers as in bombers.

The B-29 Superfortress!

Little do you know that the B-29 Superfortress is now parked in Oklahoma City!! How perfect would my team name be!? Utterly ridiculous. Instead they named their team the Thunder which isn’t even an object. Good luck with the mascot issue.

Anyway, I have another opportunity as it seems that the Golden State Warriors are in debate whether or not they want a name change as well.

My suggestion would be The Golden State Californians…after the best SNL skit ever created.

“Whuddaaar yewwwww doing heeerrrre?”

I knew you would agree with me.

What do you think?


Written by jonewantsm3

April 25, 2014 at 1:00 am

Posted in Rant

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