I had a great time talking and dancing with a couple girls for about three hours this weekend…
You guys are in high school still?
Alright, here’s my defense…since I’m getting much crap from people who I thought were my friends.
#1. It was dark alright? Give me a break.
#2. And everybody was dressed up in costumes and masks and it was dark!
#3. I know it’s oddly suspicious and pathetic that even though my costume was Sherlock Holmes, I was completely clueless to the age of these adolescent females.
#4. No phone numbers were exchanged.