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Challenge Accepted

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Firstly, read this:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/09/hong-kong-tycoon-would-prefer-his-daughter-marry-money-hungry-man-lesbian/57290/

Gigi Chao is the daughter of money man Cecil Chao. He has a lot of money and hates that his daughter is a lesbian. So he is going to pay me anybody who is willing to marry his daughter a whole lot of coin. I mean, she is a lot older but she’s still kind of cute:


All the way on the right side

How did I get these pictures? I happen to have really good stalking facebooking skills that’s how…

Secondly, challenge accepted.

C’mon now. No ladies can resist the qualities that I strongly possess. The plan is to just show up at her front door in Hong Kong and yell out, “GIGI!” And when she looks out of her window and asks, “what do you want?” I’ll take my shirt off and say, “no Gigi, the real question is…what do you want?”

That’s called charm ladies and gentlemen…and I think that will work.

Third-thly, can anybody lend me some money for a plane ticket to Hong Kong? I promise to pay you back when I hit the jackpot.

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Written by jonewantsm3

September 27, 2012 at 11:18 am

Posted in Rant

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