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Extracurriculars To Avoid At Work

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While you are at work, you should really avoid…

1. Eating a chile verde burrito the size of your head.

2. Untying your shoes to make your feet feel less restricted.

3. Having this song play in the background:

Sea Wolf – Black Dirt

4. Closing the blinds in your office for a more “intimate” setting… or whatever the heck that means.

5. Then saying screw it and taking your shoes off completely.

6. Leaning back on your chair and looking at the ceiling.

7. Deciding to close your eyes for a minute to help digest the food.

8. Waking up one hour later.

9. Blogging about falling asleep at work after a massive food coma and then not being able to find your shoes. Where the heck are my stupid shoes!?

10. Getting back to working…shoeless.

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Written by jonewantsm3

January 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Posted in Rant

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