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Mmmhop IPA

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Step 1: Click play on the video below.

Good job.

Step 2: Sit down, relax and enjoy the music.

Step 3: Toss back a few bottle of Hanson’s new Mmmhop IPA!

Yes it is true. The brotherly trio that once conquered the teen pop world with their smash hit Mmmbop is now trying to conquer the world of micro-brewing with their new Mmmhop IPA.

I remember a buddy coming up to me back in high school saying, “Hey those Hanson girls are pretty good.” And he went even further by shamefully adding, “…And that one blonde one is pretty cute.”

From girls to boys…

But now that they’re all growed up with families and kids, it would be quite foolish to make the same claim that those Hanson girls are pretty cute…or at least quite foolish without the aid of copious amounts of Mmmhop inside your system to impair your vision and judgement and self respect.

And while we’re at it, I have a few ideas of my own for new future products:

MmmPop Soda

MmmPlop Diapers

MmmChop Suey Microwavable Dinners

MmmTops – Tshirts as if they didn’t have enough already.

MmmCops – A new cops TV show where they beat down teenage suspects to the Mmmbop soundtrack.

MmmShop – Online shopping site like Amazon but better because Hanson will be all over it.

MmmCrop – A new hairstyle…that makes you look like a thirteen year old girl no matter your real age.

MmmStop It Already With The Stupid Mmm- Products

I mean. Realistically speaking. This has seriously got to be the best beer out on the market right now.

Can you imagine for a second…after a long week of work, calling up your buddies and telling them, “hey I’ll meet you at the bar. Let’s start the weekend right with Mmmhop!”

Or you’re heading out to the mountains to go camping. You need to get away from the world, technology, people and get in touch with nature and your inner self. The only things required are some firewood, grill some cow, a tent and kicking back with a bottle of Mmmhop!

Or you’re tailgating at a football game. The epitome of the masculine Americano culture with the chili dogs going, massive amounts of pizza and buffalo wings, smack talk, game predictions, regurgitation of players stats to impress your buddies and oh yeah, a whole lot of Mmmhop!

Or you’re heading off to your friend’s bachelor party. You go to Vegas or maybe camping or maybe white water rafting or wherever…the most important thing is that these are his last few days of being single and he needs to be sent off with a bang. And what better way to do so with a bottle of Mmmhop!

Or you’re traveling abroad in Germany during Oktober. You’re in the middle of one of the biggest celebrations of beer in the world and you’re offered some kind of German Pilsner, or a Bock or maybe some kind of wheaty Bavarian Hef…well you know what? F-dat. Mmmhop!

Another successful homeschooling story.


Written by jonewantsm3

December 7, 2011 at 1:00 am

Posted in Rant

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