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Movember Results

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You may have heard it referred to as “No Shave November” or “Mustache Movember” or “Movember.” This year, I decided to partake in this exciting month-long experiment with a few of my pals…

And here are my magnificent results:

Absolutely zero growth.

Right now you are probably thinking, “hahahahahaha!” which isn’t really a thought but rather a response which just shows how uneducated you really are. Your second thought may be along the lines of, “how pathetic,” or “this guy is not a man,” or “my twelve year old Persian son has more facial hair.” And you know what? They’re probably all true.

Or “how on earth can this guy grow nice thick sideburns and no facial hair?” Look at the picture above. That’s how.

But I must focus on the positive. How many people do you know can have a face as smooth as a baby’s rear end at the end of a year month of no shaving? Exactly. Keep that answer to yourself. Do you know how many people are out there who are envious of our non-ability to sprout manliness? Do you know how many people are out there who would kill to have the complexion of a ten year old girl? An unfathomable amount…that’s how many.

Written by jonewantsm3

November 29, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Posted in Rant

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  1. i am really glad that gavin didnt do this. to be “clean shaven” or to have his face be like yours, he needs to shave. EVERY SINGLE DAY.


    December 4, 2011 at 9:24 pm

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