Tupac Isn’t Dead
Some people thought he was gunned down in Vegas, others thought he was hiding out on some remote island, but only a few people really know where he is…and I have proof:
I found this letter in our fax machine this afternoon. I walked around asking if people were looking for a fax and nobody claimed it so I went to my boss. “Excuse me Jeff… Is this your letter? I found it in the copier, addressed to Tupac…” He looked at me and busted up laughing.
“What? I thought he was dead!”
“Apparently not! I guess he’s just working at the AQMD now.”
What a horrible career move.