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Bustin Jieber Update

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Bustin Jieber Update

I intentionally changed his name around so people cannot further search this little mongrel pop-sensation and get to my blog. What kind of people you may ask (or not), that’s a very good question that I would like to know myself. It’s probably a bunch of little girls, so that’s great, now I have a bunch of little girls visiting my blog.

It seems like there’s a community of youngsters out there who are very passionate about Bustin Jieber in either a good or a very bad way. Fortunately for me, the online search engine phrases used by people to navigate to my blog are revealed to me in my settings. I get a first hand report that shows what kind of jacked up people little girls are visiting my blog. For my own protection, instead of spelling out his name, I will only type jb.

First off, I realize that not all search engine phrases are awkward or bad:

jb family
jb face
jb head
jb laughing

But that list is fairly short. Now we move onto the more interesting phrases:

jb relaxing
stuff that looks like jb
j white background head
jb and his lil cosin

jb goat
jb head cut off his head

jb con brackets
(in my mind I picture a little hispanic girl with braces…trying to do a search on “jb with braces”. I may be wrong…and racist)

Lastly, we move onto the group reserved for little girls who are too horny for their own good:

pics of jb with no shirt on
how to make jb in lego
jb lookin dayum foine
(Again, is it racist of me to enjoy playing the game…guess the race?)

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Written by jonewantsm3

August 24, 2010 at 1:00 am

Posted in Rant

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