The Asian Squat
If you ever go to Asia, the Asian Squat is something you will see very often. Why? Because it is an art perfected by us Asians. If you’re Asian and you cannot Asian Squat…well, you’re not really Asian then are you? There is no training, we can just do it from birth. Just ask the kid below.
Asian baby with perfect form
But you can learn this artful squat even if you’re not Asian. In fact, I will teach you how to do a proper Asian Squat today. Ready?
Step 1: Squat down.
Step 2: Heel must be touching the ground.
That is it. The world’s simplest and most difficult squat to do.
Heels on the ground cheater…
There are two main things you could do with your arms: Fold them or have your elbows on the knees
You can hold the following items in your hand:
A phone…because Asians invented mobile phones
A cigarette…even if you don’t smoke, you can just hold one.
Food
Reading materials
Camera… because Asians love photographing the world. And felines.
The following are not considered Asian squatting:
Jeremy! WTF! Do it right or don’t do it at all!!! C’mon man….
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this tutorial about the Asian squat.
It’s not funny because it’s racist. It’s funny because it’s true.
